Before you read the paragraph below, be assured that the Wing
General has cleared himself of these shocking allegations...
Shocking news about the Wing General!!! At the 2004
Formula One weekend in Indianapolis, we discovered pasta salad on the menu and
NASCAR bobble-head dolls on the counter. Upon hearing this news, Sue
Turner has demoted the Wing General to the Wing Colonel. We're still
waiting for the Wing Colonel's comments on this one...and here it is!!!
In February, 2003, Coach Knight earned his 800th victory on the
hardwood, a feat that the Wing General is sure to pay tribute to soon.
Stay tuned...
Act now! Order your own personally autographed ham from
the Wing General!!! We have ours!
Order a ham and make the Wing General happy!
Don't look now, but the Wing General has a new book on the
market...
Phil Randall, AKA Wing General, has been a long-term wing eater
and former Hoosier fan. Noted for his accomplishments in both wing eating and the
Wingazette® Racing League, he has been an example for all Hoosiers to follow.
Born in the Land of Bland, Phil has transcended himself into a
legendary spice eater. He proved the correlation between good hot wings
and good bowling scores. His letters and columns appear now for your
enjoyment and enlightenment.
