Quaker Steak & Lube

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An early 2008 update:  We visited the Columbus, Ohio location again, and were pleasantly surprised with the results.  They had scraped the rusting NASCAR heap off the side walk.  The wings were exceptional (with much coaching on cooking from raw to extra crisp in one 15 minute cycle) and the Suicide sauce was to die for.  The fries were outstanding, as were the celery and blue cheese.  The salad was phenomenal in it's quality and quantity.  We rated this as the best visit to the Lube in several years.

A late 2006 update:  We visited the Columbus, Ohio QS&L, and were disappointed in the fries - really cold and greasy for a change.  The wings were too large as usual, but ordering them extra crisp gave us something to nibble on around the edges.  We've graduated away from the Atomic sauce, it was just too painful the morning after.  Now we order hot with a side cup of Suicide sauce and it's just right.  The server seemed alarmed that we wanted them cooked from raw to extra crisp, and was concerned that it might take up to 15 minutes.  We decided against the quick, par-cooked garbage wings and insisted on freshly cooked product.  This is no longer the brand of choice to use up your wing splurge on regularly - We vote for WingStop!

A mid-year 2005 update:  Fin Burton and I visited on our way to Watkins Glen and found the wings to be truly excellent.  We specified extra-small wings during the ordering, along with extra-crisp.  The Atomic sauce once again proves to be the hottest on the planet, but with a great flavor.  If only we could convince Quaker Steak that big wings are not necessarily good wings.

An early 2005 update:  Ask for Matt or Jen in Columbus, OH for the best service.  We last visited QS&L in February, 2005 and ordered the Suicide Wings with a sidecar of Atomic Sauce and twirled the drummettes in the sauce before eating - after the first piece we had steam coming off the top of our head. We blew our nose on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th piece respectively.  We were working a serious wing high at that point.  Later in February we attended splurge wing eating sessions in Pittburgh, PA and Cleveland, OH.  Both were found to be up to the high quality standards originally set by the Columbus, OH location.  The one location we might avoid in the future is the Knoxville, TN location, which is smaller and does not meet the normally high QS&L standards of Ohio and Pennslyvania.

We also visited QS&L in Pittsburgh, PA, near the airport and found the wings and fries to be of a superior quality.  The total dining experience was terrific!

We first heard of Quaker Steak and Lube in the early days of Wingazette® when Dan O'Connor (read Dan's Profile In Wing Courage) told us about the original location in Sharon, PA.  We were shocked to discover that they never made the Hot 100, what with all of our Pittsburgh readership...  Whilst traveling through Ohio, close to Pittsburgh, our curiosity was heightened by some billboards and flyers, and we decided to risk life and limb to evaluate one of their restaurants just north of Columbus, OH. 

As we approached the building, we detected the wonderful scent of wings wafting across the parking lot.  We were startled by the presence of a NASCAR racer on display on the sidewalk.  We usually take points off for too much NASCAR on display, but then we realized that it was an experiment in biodegradability.  Mark Martin’s former car had a bit of rust forming on the fenders, and we realized that Quaker Steak & Lube was torturing the beast.  We proceeded inside.

                   

The first thing we noticed were the door handles were made from gas pump handles, accentuating the automotive theme that is prevalent in the concept.  Walking through the front door, we saw television sets mounted in the floor under glass panels, and many automotive things on the walls.  They even had a sprint racer and two full-size Corvettes on display raised up above the dining areas. 

While looking at the menu, we noted that after they opened the Sharon, PA location in 1974, they have not been closed one single day.  They remain open 365 days a year, so no matter where you are, you can always get wings.  We liked the fact that you can call ahead and pick them up at the drive-through window if you’re in a hurry.  They listed eleven locations in Ohio and Pennsylvania, and after checking the website we found one location in Florida and one in Tennessee.

On the front of the menu, we noticed that if you order Atomic Wings, you must sign a release form before they will serve the product.  If you finish the order, you can have your name put on the Wall of Flame.  We will definitely be back for an evening meal to attempt this feat.  They claim over 150,000 Scoville units and that “one bite will set your pores a steamin’ ears a hummin’and temples a throbbin”.  The order is served with jalapenos to cool your palate.  This is our kind of place.

We continued to explore the menu for quite some time, as it is very interesting.  We have scanned the entire presentation for your enjoyment and research.  Click on each thumbnail for a larger presentation.

We placed an order for a Supersize Single Hot (forgot to order Suicide) and fries and carrots and celery and blue cheese.  We weren’t happy about having to pay extra for veggies and blue cheese, since that’s an original Buffalo Wing tradition, born at the Anchor Bar, but the portion was quite generous.  We also placed an order for a “sidecar” of Atomic sauce.  We were only slightly disappointed that they didn’t ask us to sign the release form;  I guess you have to place an order of Atomic wings for that.

The wings arrived in a flourish about 15 minutes later, customary for fine establishments that cook wings to order, accompanied by the fries.  The wings were large for our preference, following the pattern of so many restaurants that like to brag about how big their wings are.  We all know that big chicken is tough chicken, and prefer a smaller, tastier and tender bird.  We had to deduct points for lack of crispness as well, but at least they were cooked through to the center.

The Hot sauce had a good flavor, but we’re not sure if we would call it hot.  We need to re-visit and try the Suicide sauce next time.  (We stopped in again a few weeks later, and tasted the Suicide, augmenting it with Atomic sauce and achieved a most pleasant buzz...)

Things started getting better when we dipped a drumette into the Atomic sauce.  Sure enough, our pores started a steamin’, ears a hummin’, and temples were a throbbin’.  This is some SERIOUS stuff, the kind of sauce that creates the fear factor for the Wing General, who was recently in the news again after visiting a salad bar.  WG, what did we tell you?  That health food is going to get you killed!

We played around with the Atomic sauce carefully after the first wing, drawing a thin line of the thick, dark-brown sauce on each piece that we ate, achieving a good 15 minute afterburn after the meal was over.

The Supersize order contained 17 wing pieces altogether, and the post-meal forensics yielded only 10 drumettes to the 17 wingettes, not exactly achieving the required 50-50 ratio.  (On our second visit, we observed the required 50-50 ratio)

The fries were of high quality, with the skin still on the potatoes.  Heinz catsup was provided on request.  The blue cheese dressing came in three little sealed containers, packed especially for Quaker Steak and Lube with their own label on top.  It was of excellent quality as well.  The celery contained some knuckle joints, so we’ll need to coach this concept a little in the finer techniques of preparation.

The menu had almost too much variety, but at least we couldn’t find any evidence of pasta salad.  They even have Gardenburger on the menu!

As a final touch, when the check was delivered, a hot towel was served for handwashing and two strawberry Twizzlers were presented as a bonus.

We will definitely return to Quaker Steak and Lube.  Even though it’s been a while since we’ve done a Hot 100 update, this fine concept will force us to put them right behind Café Hot Wing 8 and Wingstop as some of the best places in the land for Buffalo wings.  Our hat is off to you Quaker Steak and Lube!  Be sure to ask for Matt or Jen for the best service!

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