Check out one of our latest features - a page for non-wing Spicy Foods.

Want some fireworks?  Check out Thunder!

Found!  A new, innovative use for chili peppers.

We just updated the History of Wingazette®!!!

The Inexperienced Chili Taster, a must read classic!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the US scientists for suggestions. 

NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

A rare capture of a Pepperidge Farm turnover shark by Dante Vespignani and Hal Turner

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Dante the wing-eating cat with Dante Vespignani.  

Well, we're here!  That is some news in itself.  Looking back ten years ago, we never would have guessed that we would be on the World Wide Web with our own site.  From our humble beginning as a ten-page document that was passed around an office to a web site that people can view all over the world - now that's progress.

Keep checking back for new stuff.  You never know what you may see...

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