All type, big
varieties, large and small kind, all grow by soothing harp playing
Down in deep
cellar grow the best mushroom called Frank Tang.
Mushroom like very cold very wet very dark. Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife sleep
with mushroom. Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife live in moisty air to make very
best mushroom to sound of Harp Bacharacket by Frank Tang wife.
People ask, How good mushrooms Frank Tang? Most people say very good like
lobster mignon. Why so good? Not just because of cold moisty dark and
Bacharacket by Frank Tang wife. Big secret is special Frank Tang and Frank Tang
wife nutrient! Best good mushroom need lots best good nutrient. Not cow
nutrient, not pig, not dog. Dog, cow, pig give bad nutrient. Make bad mushroom.
Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife nutrient make best kind fast growing.
DOUBLE WASH
All Frank Tang mushroom double wash so not smell. Some mushroom smell very
badness like sock corpses before laundry, not Frank Tang mushroom because Frank
Tang wife wash every best good mushroom two time with no machine. By hand,
best-fashioned way!
EAT THE ALL
Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife have tough time not eat the all! With best good
mushroom grow right outside Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife bedroom Frank Tang
have to order strict no midnight snack to Frank Tang wife!
VITAMIN GLOW
Frank Tang best good mushroom glow at night because of good vitamin quantity.
Health-food person who have eaten Frank Tang best good mushroom all say, "Hey,
Frank, these crunch with vitamin!" Vitamin very good, very strong in Frank Tang
mushroom, so mushroom good for sick person, athlete person, scuba driving, jog,
and fighting. Many disease run off when sick person eat Frank Tang mushroom.
PEOPLE NO DIE
Some people say big mushroom with spot make you die. No true of Frank Tang best
good mushroom, big spot green and red color not poisoning not make big nightmare
alive in daytime like some mushroom. One man think a train eat him after he eat
mushroom. This not Frank Tang best good mushroom, this other bad mushroom sold
by enemy Frank Tang.
CONSTANT GOODNESS
Frank Tang wife eaten over 7,000 Frank Tang best good mushroom and never have
vomit or nightmare or complaint.
ASK RESTAURANT
If you a are in restaurant, be sure to ask, "Only Frank Tang mushroom for me and
Mrs., please. Others no good." If no Frank Tang mushroom, say, "Get Frank Tang
best good mushroom quick or go out of my business."
SPECIAL BARGAIN
If you are opening mushroom fast takeout, call Frank Tang to supply you best
good mushroom at discount. Many Americans turning to mushroom as they are a best
cheap food, and would enjoy the idea of takeout mushroom, especially Frank Tang
best good mushroom! Get a heading start on this idea before you are out-jumped
by savvy businessmen.
PERFECT PRESENTS
When a person unwrap a big variety Frank Tang best good mushroom on a birth
anniversary they are joyed up completely! Buy lots of them and give them as
present on most occasions, you will be amazed truly enough!
PHONE FRANK TANG HOUSE!
FRANK TANG WIFE BICYCLE-DELIVER
555-4070